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Emil Rinatovich Kenzhisariyev is a Kyrgyz footballer who last played for Kazakhstan Premier League club FC Aktobe as a defender. He became the top scorer of the 2010 Commonwealth of Independent States Cup, scoring six goals. He is a member of the Kyrgyzstan national football team.
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