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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}