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\"Let's Go Surfing\" is the debut single by American band the Drums, released from their self-titled debut album. The single was first released in the UK on 15 September 2009 as the lead single from the band's debut EP Summertime!, but was later re-released on 9 August 2010. On both releases, the track was released as a double A-side with the Summertime! EP exclusive track \"Don't Be a Jerk, Johnny\", although only the lead track received chart placement in the UK. An excerpt of the song was used in advertising for Volkswagen.
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